It’s 90 degrees outside but all I feel like doing is wearing pants instead of shorts.
ughh whatever. doing it. YOGA PANTS FTW.
- author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
- english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
